Mike “The Scammer” Hammer: Susan Rice’s RoboCop in Ethiopia and the Horn of Africa!
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On March 1, 2024, Ethiopians celebrate the 128th anniversary of the Victory at the Battle of Adwa. It is a monumental victory unparalleled in the annals of European colonialism and imperialism in Africa. For the first time in recorded Western history, a black army decisively (in less than a day) vanquished a highly trained white army and took thousands of prisoners and confiscated their vast stockpile of modern weapons.
CONGRATULATIONS ALL ETHIOPIANS ON THE CELEBRATION OF THE 128th ANNIVERSARY OF THE BATTLE OF ADWA.
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The sci-fictional RoboCop
In RoboCop, an old American science fiction action film, an imaginary crime-ridden Detroit, Michigan is on the verge of total social collapse and turning into a dystopia. Long story made short, the Detroit police department, unable to handle the crime and lawlessness, outsources law enforcement to a large private corporation which aims to turn Detroit from a dystopia into a utopia. Believing the job of law enforcement is beyond the capacity of mere humans, the corporation boss sets out to find robotic replacements. The boss finally selects “RoboCop,” a cyborg (part human, part machine) which is programmed with three prime directives to restore law and order in Detroit: serve the public trust, protect the innocent and uphold the law. A fourth prime directive (classified and hidden in the algorithm and unknown to RoboCop) shuts down RoboCop if it tries to harm corporate bosses.
The real life RoboCop Hammer and his Mission to Impose Fax Americana on Ethiopia and the Horn
In the real life story of Mike Hammer RoboCop, the State Department under the command and control of Susan Rice, the Princess of Darkness Herself (PDH), in much the same way as the Detroit police department and the large cyborg-making corporation, appointed a succession of special envoys to impose law and order in the anarchic wasteland frontier known as the Horn of Africa. Specifically, PDH wants to transform the Republic of Dystopia into the Republic of Ethiopia. Just like Detroit in the movie was a haven for criminals for the corporation, the Horn of Africa for PDH and the State Department is similarly a haven for all sorts of organized and unorganized criminals including terrorists, genocidal government leaders, human rights violators, humanitarian aid thieves and robbers, murderers, plunderers, hijackers and kidnappers.
Like the corporate boss who selected and programmed the Detroit RoboCop, Susan Rice PDH selected and programmed RoboCop Mike Hammer to rid the Horn of Africa of criminals and human rights violators and restore law and order under a regime of Pax Americana (American Peace).
Susan Rice, is the infamous “American Woyane” who masterminded and managed the gang of TPLF terrorists that attacked the Ethiopian Northern Command in November 2020 and wreaked havoc throughout the country for more than 2 years.
Rice, a notorious woyane henchwoman was also responsible for the appointment of two previous Ethiopia/Horn of Africa special envoy cyborgs.
All three cyborg special envoy creations of Susan Rice, like the Detroit RoboCop cyborgs, were programmed to execute specific prime directives in dealing with the Ethiopian government and people.
Directive #1: Use all psyops (psychological operations) tactics and means against leaders and people of Ethiopia in particular and the Horn of Africa in general to dominate, defeat and destroy them by means of deception, intimidation, defamation, disinformation, vilification, dehumanization, circumlocution, black, white and grey propaganda and doubletalk.
Directive #2: Use threats of economic sanctions followed by acts of crippling sanctions against Ethiopia; deploy the Western fake news media to wage smear and fear and demonization campaigns against Ethiopia; coordinate Western European countries to perpetuate a narrative and campaign depicting the Ethiopian government as brutal and genocidal and impose their own sanctions; use covert operations and means to support domestic terrorists in Ethiopia in the guise of concern for human rights violations; use financial incentives to buy off African leaders to turn their backs on Ethiopia and lead the frontline attack on Ethiopia at the African Union and secure a power-sharing arrangement for the terrorist TPLF which likely will eventually allow TPLF’s restoration to power.
Directive #3: Failing to achieve Directives 1 and 2, use elaborate scams including offers of multimillion dollars to hoodwink Ethiopian leaders into turning over the driver seat to the State Department to run a faux/fake peace process and eventually use it as a backdoor to control the entire Ethiopian political process and restore terrorist TPLF to power.
Directive #4: “As always, should RoboCop Hammer find the three directives a Mission Impossible or any member of his team is caught or killed, the Secretary of State Antony Blinken will disavow all knowledge of his actions. And RoboCop Hammer, the next time you go to the wild, wild wasteland of the Horn of Africa, please be good enough to let us know. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.”
Susan Rice’s first RoboCop cyborg, Jeffrey Feltman, was programmed to tame the wild, wild Horn of Africa, but crashed and burned spectacularly.
TPLFeltman was a bloviating and irksome blowhard who walked away from the job after 9 months. Feltman served as the global PR man and champion of the terrorist TPLF woyane.
Susan Rice’s second cyborg was David Satterfield appointed in January 2022. Susan Rice must have programmed Satterfield badly because he bailed out after four months on the job in April 2022. Satterfield rejected his prime directives and refused to be puppet mastered by Susan Rice. Before decommissioning himself, Satterfield reportedly told Rice, “I am a cyborg not your puppet.”
On June 1, 2022, RoboCop Hammer was deployed by Susan Rice. In much the same way as the RoboCop corporation’s top boss declared his aim was to pull Detroit out of a state of dystopia into a state of utopia, the top boss of the State Department Antony Blinken declared, “Hammer’s appointment underscores our abiding commitment to diplomatic efforts in the region, most urgently in support of an inclusive political process towards peace.”
The magic phrase “inclusive political process towards peace” is code for Pax Americana, American contrived and imposed peace on Ethiopia.
When Susan Rice programmed RoboCop Hammer, she made sure his cover story for the process was that he is on a mission to bring about an “inclusive political process towards peace” in Ethiopia.
Inclusive of whom, pray tell?
Of course, exclusively inclusive of terrorist TPLF.
Rice failed in securing an outright military victory for the TPLF but the little-devil she is, to us that old idiom, she concocted a diplomatic stratagem (trick) to take another crack at restoring TPLF to power “though an inclusive process towards peace.”
Hammer’s recent $15 million dollar offer to support an “inclusive political process towards peace” in Ethiopia is about one and only one thing: BUY THE TPLF ANOTHER CHANCE TO SEIZE POWER BY A PEACEFUL PROCESS HAVING SPECTACULARLY FAILED IN ITS MILITARY EFFORTS.
The million dollar question: “Could RoboCop Hammer hammer the heads of Ethiopian leaders into accepting him to lead the inclusive peace/political process in Ethiopia on behalf of the terrorist TPLF?
The fact of the matter is that the “Three Witches” or “Weird Sisters” Susan Rice, Samantha Power and Gail Smith, to borrow a phrase from Shakespeare’s “Macbeth”, are hellbent on restoring the terrorist TPLF to power in Ethiopia come war, hell or high water.
Lucky for Ethiopia and Ethiopians, Rice selected the wrong cyborg for the job.
First, Hammer is dumber than a bag of hammers, to use the old idiom.
His diplomatic style is imperious. He is arrogant and disrespectful to Ethiopian government officials. He is a blustering fool and a laughing stock. The Ethiopian public, especially after seeing Hammer’s selfie with TPLF terrorist leaders, consider him clown and a buffoon.
Hammer is what Ethiopians call a hammer-head (መዶሻ ራስ) an ignoramus. He has convinced himself he is such an expert on Ethiopian history, politics and society that he can dictate terms of peace to them.
The fact of the matter is Hammer is clueless about Ethiopian history, politics and culture.
The absolute truth about Hammer is that he is the ultimate patronizing roly-poly white supremacist with a messianic complex to save savage black Africans from themselves. Hammer throws his weight around (pun intended) and thinks he can boss Ethiopian government officials like his personal slaves.
But Hammer is also clueless and mindless robot who is blind to revolting facts in his own organization.
Fact #1: In all his years as a Foreign Service employee, not once did Hammer raise his voice to protest the savage discrimination imposed on African Americans in the US State Department. For decades, because of systemic discrimination African Americans have represented ONLY about 5 percent of the US Foreign Service.
Fact #2: Hammer never protested the fact that the Bli-Den administration practices racism in its ambassadorial appointments. Nearly all black ambassadors are sent to mostly small African or other predominantly black countries. To date, The Bli-Den’s have appointed 164 ambassadors. Of these, 11 are African American. With the exception of the African American ambassadors assigned to Ecuador and Qatar, the rest (9) are assigned to African and other black countries including Bahamas, Jamaica, Trinidad and Tobago, Angola, Ethiopia, Gabon. Gambia, Ivory Coast and South Africa.
Fact 3#: Susan Rice never protested or tried to change the racist treatment of African Americans in the State Department or the National Security Agency. During two terms of the Obama administration, the percentage African Americans in the State Department foreign service or diplomatic corps was no different than any other administration.
It is so easy to play god and messiah for black faceless and nameless people deprived of their human rights 10 thousand miles away when African Americans are facing discrimination and human rights violations right there in the State Department.
Bli-Den’s racist and offensively patronizing policy is, “Black ambassadors for black countries.”
“Black is black, make sure to keep them in the back!” In the back of the State Department diplomatic corps, that is!.
But why are nearly all African American ambassadors appointed to serve African and other black countries?
Why can’t African Americans be appointed to white countries?
The answer is simple: The Bli-Dens don’t think there are capable African American diplomats to do the job. Let’s face it. Bli-Den’s don’t believe African Americans are good enough to serve America as ambassadors in white countries. Grin and bear it. It is what it is!!!
After all, it took the Bli-Dens nearly two years to find a black man to appoint as ambassador to Ethiopia!
Sick!
The irony of ironies is that the Bli-Dens have sent the dumbest white special envoy to save nameless and faceless hordes of black Africans he has never seen and could not care less about in Ethiopia.
Ain’t that a ***ch!
The quintessential fact about Hammer is that he spent his professional life as nothing more than a spin doctor/spinmeister/ public relations man/ pitchman for various administrations.
Hammer wants to play diplomat but he has never been much more than a government spinmeister. His job has been to put a nice spin on the words and evil deeds of his bosses.
From 2009-2011, in the Obama administration, Hammer served as Senior Director for Press and Communications, and Spokesman at the National Security Council at the White House. Spinmeister!
From 1999-2000, Hammer served in the Clinton administration as Deputy Spokesman, spinmeister, for the National Security Council. Spinmeister!
As the Obama administration’s spinmeister, Hammer defended the 2010 Ethiopian “election” in which the TPLF woyane regime claimed to have won by a ridiculous 99.6%. On May 25, 2010, White House National Security Spokesman Mike Hammer said:
We are concerned that international observers found that the elections fell short of international commitments. We are disappointed that U.S. Embassy officials were denied accreditation…
“Disappointed” is the best Hammer could say about an election stolen (won by 99.6%) in broad daylight by TPLF thugs.
But on August 2, 2022, after visiting Mekele, TPLF woyane terrorist central, Hammer issued three orders to the Ethiopian government (and none to the terrorist TPLF woyane):
1) Undertake “a swift restoration of electricity, telecom, banking and other basic services in Tigray”;
2) Imperatively provide “unfettered access to Tigray accompanied by the lifting of sanctions on cash, fuel and fertilizers;” and
3) Provide “access to the International Commission of Human Rights Experts in Ethiopia to investigate a credible investigation.”
The Ethiopian government gracefully responded reminding the imbecilic Hammer that the African Union is the proper forum to address the issue and that he should mind his own ****ing business.
As a Foreign Service Officer, Hammer served in glorified clerical positions in Bolivia, Norway, Iceland, and Denmark.
Big Time Loser: Hammer as Ambassador to the Democratic Republic of Congo
Hammer’s only experience in Africa is his ambassadorial assignment in the Democratic Republic of Congo (2018-2022).
Hammer botched, to use a polite term, that job royally! He ****ed it up big time!
In 2018, at his confirmation hearing Hammer made all sorts of promises and pledges about what he will do if confirmed as ambassador to the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC):
If confirmed, I intend to continue our efforts to combat corruption and increase transparency, advance credible elections and a peaceful democratic transfer of power, continue this important humanitarian effort while seeking to address the underlying drivers of this urgent crisis and help set the DRC on a path to sustainable development and self-reliance, prevent future epidemics and potential pandemics.
Hammer’s service as ambassador in the DRC has been a spectacular failure.
Hammer did absolutely nothing to combat corruption in the DRC
In 2018, DRC ranked 161/180 on the Corruption Index.
In 2021, after three years of Hammer’s ambassadorship, DRC ranked 169/180 on the Corruption Index.
In 2021, 85% of Congolese thought corruption increased in the previous 12 months and 80% of public service users reported paying a bribe in the previous 12 months.
Hammer not only failed to do anything about corruption in DRC, he never once mentioned corruption during his tenure.
Hammer pledged to improve the electoral process in the DRC
General elections were held in the Democratic Republic of the Congo in December 2018.
In August 2021, a 44-page USAID-commissioned White Paper entitled “Recommendations for Electoral Reform in the Democratic Republic of the Congo” was issued in anticipation of the 2023 DRC election.
The White Paper made dozens of recommendation for electoral reform including constitutional and legal reform, amendments to the Constitution, organic law and other related laws, reforms of electoral and election dispute resolution mechanisms, consultations with political parties, observer groups and so on.
Hammer sat on his duff and did nothing to help implement any of the White Paper recommendations to help the Congolese.
In March 2022, former DRC President Joe Kabila declared “it is impossible to organize the (2023) election in the current context.”
Hammer gave new meaning to the old saying, “When the going gets tough, the tough get going.”
Mike, “The Scammer” Hammer, in 2022 slipped outta DRC under cover of darkness to become special envoy to Ethiopia and the Horn.
To add insult to injury, instead of helping out the DRC, Hammer was meddling and destabilizing the DRC.
Hammer was widely criticized for interfering in DRC’s domestic politics.
In 2020, the speakers of the two houses of the DRC parliament protested Hammer’s “meddling” and “activism”.
Hammer, with arrogant audacity and natural stupidity, responded saying the Congolese people love him and “constantly ask for America’s support and express appreciation for our contributions.”
An angry (could be a hungry) (pun intended) Hammer hammered told the “(DRC) political establishment that is determined to cling on to power for personal financial gain and try to hide behind arguments of nationalism or make accusations of foreign interference.”
Hammer pledged to “help set the DRC on a path to sustainable development and self-reliance
According to a June 30, 2022 World Bank report the DRC ranked the DRC 164/174 countries on the 2020 Human Capital Index.
Hammer did absolutely nothing “help set the DRC on a path to sustainable development and self-reliance.”
Hammer pledged to help “prevent future epidemics and potential pandemics” in the DRC
The only thing Hammer has done to prevent epidemics in the DRC, particularly ebola, was to deliver a self-congratulatory speech and post an op-ed on a State Department website.
As of July 2022, under Hammer’s watch, the total amount of assistance for ebola prevention in DRC and Guinea is $3.5 million, a paltry sum considering the rapid spread and deadly nature of ebola outbreaks.
It appears Hammer spent most of his time in the DRC binging on gourmet food.
Designating a two time loser as special envoy to Ethiopia and the HOA: The utter hypocrisy of the utterly morally corrupt and contemptable Bli-Den administration
The Bli-Den administration is now willing to pay $15 million to bankroll an “inclusive peace process” in Ethiopia.
For the past three years, it has used all economic, diplomatic and political means to damn and condemn Ethiopia for alleged human rights violations.
Lo and behold, over the past few weeks, the Bli-Den administration has blocked three times UN Security Council resolutions calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza where over 30,000 people, mostly women and children have been killed and 70,325 injured in retaliatory campaigns.
The Bli-Den administration has completely and actively opposed and disregarded the World Court ‘s order that Israel prevent acts of genocide against Palestinians and do more to help civilians. The Bli-Dens have ignored massive calls by the international community for ceasefire in Gaza.
Now the Bli-Den’s speak with forked tongue commanding Ethiopia to have an “inclusive peace process” or else.
What ****ing moral legitimacy does the Bli-Den administration have to arm twist Ethiopia into peace talks?
How true Shakespeare’s admonition, “The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.”
The Bli-Dens think Ethiopians are too stupid to figure out their double standards, duplicity and hypocrisy.
The fact remains that when push comes to shove, Ethiopians will stand their ground against anyone including the *&%$#@ Bli-Den administration!
The Bli-Den’s (Blinken-Biden administration) utter contempt, hatred and disrespect for Ethiopia
Susan Rice selected Hammer because he was the only one she could find to do a fool’s errand for her, a mindless robot who will carry out her prime directives unquestioningly.
Rice appointed Hammer because she was obsessed and possessed with the evil passion of saving the terrorist TPLF woyane and destruction of Ethiopia. The perfect candidate: Hammer, the village idiot of American diplomacy!
Which self-respecting American diplomat would agree to become special envoy having watched his predecessors (Feltman, Satterfield) crash and burn after serving in the position for just months?
Hammer was selected because he is a cyborg fool who will rush in where angels (and even devils) fear to tread.
Hammer is a disgrace to American diplomacy and brings shame to the American people. He is clueless about Ethiopia, its people and history.
He is clueless about Horn politics.
Clueless about the position of “Special Envoy.”
Clueless about diplomatic decorum, professionalism and ethics.
Admittedly, neither Ethiopia nor Africa in general are top priority for the Biden administration to send the best and brightest diplomats.
The fact remains that by sending Hammer, a buffoon, the Bli-Den’s have heaped the ultimate insult on Ethiopia and Ethiopians!
In Ethiopia, Hammer is regarded not as a diplomat but a “dumbplomat.”
There is no Ethiopian who saw Hammer giggling in a selfie with TPLF leaders who did not shout out, “What a dumb **FO!”
Ethiopians are gracious and hospitable people. Anywhere else in the world, Hammer the scammer would have be declared persona non grata and barred from entering the country!
About time to do that!
Back at the ranch sitting in front of her “fireplace”, the Princess of Darkness Herself, laughs her ass off.
“Mwahaha! Mwahaha!”
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