Beware of Democ Rats Bearing Gifts: Bli-Den’s $15 Million Trojan Horse Scam in Ethiopia


There is an old saying, “He  who pays the piper calls the tune.”

That phrase originated from the German fable of the Pied Piper of Hamelin who was hired to rid the village of Hamelin of rats (not Democ Rats variety), but did not get paid for his work. So, he stole all of the town’s children.

The Bli-Den (Blinken-Biden) administration through Special Envoy Mike Hammer has offered to pay $15 million to get swarms of demonic terrorists to come to the peace table with the Ethiopian government.

This is not an ordinary cash gift to promote peace. It is payola to impose good ole $$$ Pax Americana on Ethiopia.

Let me break it down for ya. It means, “Everybody got a price. Lay some serious cash on the blood thirsty terrorist rats in Ethiopia and they will drop their guns and scurry outta their ratholes to the peace table.” Voila! Pax Americana! American Peace!

Mike Hammer-head (መዶሻ ራስ), Bli-Den’s special envoy (gofer/errand runner) proclaimed Bli-Den will bankroll a peace process for Ethiopia.

To add insult to injury, Hammer proudly made the announcement from terrorist central Mekele:

The United States stands ready to disburse $15 million to support DDR [Disarmament, Demobilization and Reintegration] activities, and we came away heartened by the considerable financial commitments made by international partners to enable the launch of the program soon. And today I’m actually calling in from Mekelle, the capital of the Tigray region, where I’m following up with the IRA [Interim Regional Administration] leadership and had a chance to meet with civil society organizations that our USAID is supporting, which provide assistance to survivors of gender-based violence from the horrific two-year war.

But why would the Bli-Den administration offer $15 million to bankroll any peace negotiations in Ethiopia?

It is insulting that Hammer thinks he can throw chump change and buy ownership of the Ethiopia peace process.

By the way, did the Ethiopian government ask for monetary support to undertake peace negotiations?

Did Hammer ask the Ethiopian government if they needed money for the peace process?

Why $15 million and not $50 million or $100 million?

What expenses are expected to be covered by the $15 million? Hotel and accommodations for the participants?

Perhaps a little pocket money (wink wink) for the participating terrorists?

It seems obvious that Hammer threw out the $15 million figure as part of his usual showboating and grandstanding. Pulled that figure out of  his back pocket, to use a polite phrase.

The imbecile thinks Ethiopia is so poor it will take any crumbs thrown its way. What is $15 million to a country of some 130 million people? This pittance shows his reprehensible contempt and disrespect for Ethiopia and Ethiopians.

All of the grandstanding and showboating belies the fact that Bli-Den administration is singularly responsible for the TPLF woyane terrorist war and the deaths of 1 million Ethiopians and the destruction of property worth hundreds of millions. Ethiopia is in conflict today precisely because the Bli-Den administration fanned the flames of ethnic hatred perpetuated by the terrorist TPLF woyane.

Is it not an incontrovertible fact that the Bli-Den administration actively instigated the TPLF woyane terrorists to attack the Ethiopian Northern Command in November 2020 as part of its strategy of regime change in Ethiopia?

Is it not an incontrovertible fact that the Bli-Den administration actively provided diplomatic support and cover to TPLF woyane terrorists to gain them global credibility and stature as a legitimate political organization?

Is it not an incontrovertible fact that the Bli-Den administration actively waged a global disinformation campaign on behalf of TPLF woyane terrorists to discredit the Ethiopian government as a genocidal regime while turning a blind eye to the horrific and barbaric crimes of the TPLF woyane terrorists?

Is it not an incontrovertible fact that the Bli-Den administration actively engaged in a psyops operations in Ethiopia telling Ethiopians they are doomed and have no choice but to lay down their arms and submit to TPLF woyane terrorist rule? Did it not run a farcical propaganda campaign to scare Ethiopian Americans living in and visiting Ethiopia to pack up and leave Ethiopia before sundown to facilitate and accelerate a TPLF woyane terrorist takeover?

Is it not an incontrovertible fact that the Bli-Den administration actively employed crippling sanctions which put out of work thousands of poor Ethiopian? Did it not apply full pressure on multilateral organizations to deny Ethiopia loans and other financial support in a devilish attempt to choke the Ethiopian economy?

How ironic it is for the dogs of war to pretend to be the princes of peace.

There is an old Ethiopian saying, “Beware of the wolf in sheep’s clothing praying among sheep.”

How true Shakespeare’s aphorism:

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
An evil soul producing holy witness
Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
A goodly apple rotten at the heart.
O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!

Hammer today preaches the gospel of peace when just a year and half ago he was the errand boy for Susan Rice, the Princess of Darkness Herself, concocting conspiracies to undermine the Ethiopian government and Ethiopian sovereignty.

Hammer could try to run his $15 million scam but he ain’t fooling nobody. Ethiopians have a saying,  “የወጋ ቢረሳ የተወጋ አይረሳም” (If he who stabs  forgets his deed, he who was stabbed does not.)

The Bli-Den administration stabbed Ethiopia in the back with the demonic wrath of Charlie Manson and now says, “Let’s make up. Here is chump change. We have your back. We’ll tell you how to make peace!”

I will ask it again: Why would the Bli-Den administration want peace in Ethiopia after all it has done to wreak havoc, death and destruction?

Is it not true that if Bli-Dens have given stern command to the TPLF woyane to stop their terrorist war when they launched their attack on the Ethiopian Northern Command, the lives of 1 million Ethiopians could have been saved and loss of hundreds of millions of dollars in property destruction prevented?

Having lawyered around the criminal defense bar for more than three decades, I can smell a rat as far away as Denmark, and a Democ Rat as far away as Washington, DC.

Sniff! Sniff!

Bingo, Mike Hammer (or is it Scammer?) has hidden a rat in the $15 million Trojan Horse he is riding.

The fact of the matter is that the Bli-Den administration is still smarting from the fact that the Ethiopian government outsmarted, outfoxed and outmaneuvered it and vanquished its proxy, the TPLF woyane terrorists.

Truth be told, what the Bli-Den administration is facing in 2024 is exactly what the Francesco Crispi’s regime faced just before the Battle of Adwa in 1896. Crispi thought his colonial troops could dispose of the Ethiopian savages in a few weeks with the aid of tens of thousands of local mercenaries (bandas) and fly the Italian flag throughout the land. But Emperor Menelik II and Empress Taitu and their able generals made mincemeat out of the Italian colonial army and the local mercenaries.

The Bli-Den administration, just like Crispi’s, schemed to use the TPLF woyane terrorist mercenaries to defeat and effect regime change in   Ethiopia.

The Bli-Dens, under the personal direction and guidance of the Susan Rice, the Princess of Darkness Herself, truly believed they could chase the Ethiopian government out of power and effect install their vassal state by using sanctions and waging a global vilification and disinformation campaign.

The one decisive fact they missed  in their calculation was this: Those in leadership in Ethiopia today are the grand children of Emperor Menelik II, Empress Taitu, Balcha Safo, Habtegiorgis Denegde and so many others who defeated a massive white colonial army in less than a day and for the first time in history proved a European colonial invasion can be vanquished on African soil. They affirmed the inviolable principle ETHIOPIA INVICTUS! (Ethiopia Unconquerable!) The grand children of Menelik II and Taitu made their grandparents proud and prevailed despite Bli-Den’s crippling sanctions, relentless campaigns of disinformation, demonization and dehumanization of Ethiopians.

I often wonder on what planet the Bli-Den’s spend their time when they are not messing up things on earth.

So, what is Hammer the Scammer’s  $15 million peace offer all about? Could it be blood money for Bli-Den’s support for TPLF woyane terrorists?

1) Hammer the Scammer’s offer to “promote peace” is a scam aimed at convincing the Ethiopian people that the Bli-Den administration is genuinely interested in peace and reconciliation in Ethiopia. Nothing could be further from the truth. I have proven beyond a shadow of doubt that the Bli-Den administration is hellbent on the destruction of Ethiopia. God willing that will change (as Tibor Nagy, former US Assistant Secretary for Africans has observed) in November 2024 when Donald Trump is reelected as the 47th President of the United States. I challenge anyone to debate me on the point that the Bli-Den administration’s ultimate policy goal in Ethiopia is regime change and installation of a puppet comprador regime, or alternatively the “Lybianization” of Ethiopia after reading my piece “Clash of Civilizations: Ethiopia and the US at the Crossroad, and links therein:  https://almariam.com/2021/12/11/clash-of-civilizations-ethiopia-and-the-u-s-at-the-crossroad-part-i/

2) Hammer the Scammer’s $15 million offer is a PR stunt to scam the Ethiopian people into believing the Bli-Den administration is genuinely interested in reestablishing strong relations with Ethiopia now that Ethiopia is a member of BRICS, the undisputed diplomatic capital of Africa and is charting its own independent course of development to ensure food security and sovereignty and prosperity for its people. There seems to be a belated realization among the Bli-Dens that Ethiopia’s days as a beggar nation are numbered in months. In 2023, Ethiopia did not  buy one kilo of wheat. Ethiopia was self-sufficient in wheat production and expects to export in the next couple of years. No more waiting for Bli-Den’s  annual humiliating “humanitarian” handouts. Imagine that! That scares the hell outta the Bli-Den’s.

Moreover, Ethiopia is emerging as a symbol of defiance and resistance in Africa. In August 2022, Naledi Pando, South Africa’s foreign minister, told Antony Blinken to his face that Africans will no longer put up with the “bullying and patronization of Europe and others.” Gee whiz! Who could be the “others”?

So, Hammer the Scammer is implementing the strategy of “Join ’em and bide your time until you can beat ’em.”

There is an old Ethiopian saying, “It is foolhardy to put a poisonous snake in one’s pocket believing it is tame.”

It is the height of foolishness and stupidity to believe the Bli-Den administration wants peaceful relations with the current popularly elected government of Ethiopia.

There is no such thing as a tamed cobra. But there sure as hell is such a thing called an Ethiopian Mongoose.

3) Hammer the Scammer, as the point man of the Bli-Den administration, will pretend to promote peace, love, blah blah, but the Bli-Den’s will never miss an opportunity to destabilize Ethiopia rain, shine, snow or sleet. Anyone who does understand this plain fact is a damned fool!

The best and foolproof policy is to trust Hammer the Scammer and his bosses as far as you can throw them, and then throw them some more.

4) He who pays the piper calls the tunes. The Bli-Den administration’s ultimate strategy besides regime change in Ethiopia is to buy or steal from Ethiopians and Africans the fundamental principle, “Ethiopia/African solutions for Ethiopian/African problems.”

Let’s not beat around the bush! The $15 million is advance payment to own the peace process in Ethiopia that should be guided solely by the principle of “Ethiopian solutions to Ethiopian problems.”

The $15 million is a clever but transparent backdoor attempt to impose Bli-Dens solutions for Ethiopian problems.

It is a naked and brazen attempt to control and puppet master not only the peace process but also all political events in Ethiopia.

Ethiopia is not for sale at any price; and the offer of $15 million is insulting beyond measure!

By making the grand announcement, true to form, Hammer the Scammer expects what he considers to be his Ethiopian puppets to swallow the cash offer hook, line and sinker because all they see is the almighty dollar dangling at the hand of the puppet master. But the puppet master holds a long knife behind his back to chop them up if they do not do as he tells them.

The Pied Piper stole all of the  children of Hamelin when he did not get paid for his services of getting rid of the rats.

The Pied Piper of Bli-Den Democ Rats’ singular aim is to dangle a $15 million cheese brick before the eyes of the terrorist rats in Ethiopia and draw them to the negotiating table. Then the Bli-Den Pied Piper will steal the peace process.

Hammer the Scammer believes he will be the big kahuna and bark out orders.  He will dictate to the Ethiopian government what terms to accept and reject. He will try to micromanage the entire process. What if they tell him to bug off? Well, he will take his money bag and skip town and bad mouth the Ethiopian government how they took his money and corruptly wasted it. That is his hidden extortion scheme should he get the boot after he delivers the money, assuming anyone is interested in his chump change.

It will be de ja vu all over again.

That is exactly what Hammer the Scammer tried to do during the Pretoria Peace Agreement negotiations. He promised cash and in exchange wanted to run the show. He hustled and jostled to be in the limelight with the African peacemaker delegation.

He wanted to tell the world he made it all happen. Pied Piper Hammer the Scammer fantasied he could bang African heads and snag and bag the Nobel Peace Prize.

But the African peacemakers ignored him as a pesky gadfly. But he showed up everywhere like a bad penny.

Let’s face it! Mike Hammer is not the sharpest knife in the American diplomatic drawer. Bli-Dens have appointed 40 special envoys to date. Hammer is at the bottom of the barrel.

Put bluntly, that dude cannot find his way out of paper bag let alone lead terrorists to the peace table and mediate negotiations. But he thinks he can scam Ethiopians into believing he is the White Knight on a White Horse ready to bring White Peace to Ethiopia.

‘Tis true, but Hammer the Scammer is a White Knight on a White Trojan Horse.

If memory serves it is in King Lear that Shakespeare wrote, “Tis the time’s plague when madmen lead the blind.”

I say, “’Tis the time’s plague when scammers, jokers, liars, diplomatic charlatans, double dealers and double crossers are unleashed on struggling nations to drive them to perdition.

In my view, Hammer the Scammer’s $15 million peace offer is a Faustian bargain. Dr. Faust gained everything he asked for, but in the end Mephistopheles took his soul and eternally enslaved him.

What does it profit a nation to sell its soul for $15 million or 30 pieces of silver and gain a faux/fake peace but lose its dignity and sovereignty in the process?

There is one and only one way to bring peace in Ethiopia. Follow the tradition of our ancestors over the millennia: “Ethiopian solutions to Ethiopian problems.” We have elders, faith leaders, statesmen and women, seasoned diplomats and well-read scholars and intellectuals. We can handle our **** without anyone’s unwelcome helping hand!

Ethiopia does not need any evil foreign hand to rock the Cradle of Humanity, the Land of Origins!

Some may say I am dropping the hammer on Hammer because I am pissed off. Others may say I am ratting on the Bli-Dens.

I admit I am madder than a wet hen over Bli-Den’s naked and brazen attempt to subvert, pervert and own the Ethiopian peace process for pennies. But I am not ratting on them. Only blowing the whistle their evil plans.

No one should doubt the fact that if they swings the hammer at Ethiopia, Ethiopia’s fierce and furious defenders will swing and hammer back!

To paraphrase the rapper MC Hammer, “U Can’t Touch Ethiopia!” 

Well, I never mince my words. As for me, Mike Hammer the Scammer and his bosses can take their $15 million and hammer it up….